Female employee at the Apple Bar Friends with benefits, n. Sharing an Ethernet connection with strangers Open, adj. Asking God for a date, when asking others has failed Procreative sex, adj.A person with whom one shares a bond of charity Friend zone, n. A letter of agreement, often binding Humanae Vitae, n. The artistic output of young professionals Radical availability, adj. How something begins that will end to the left, to the left Self-Gift, v. A service consisting mainly of reading of the Psalms forming part of the Divine Office of the Western Christian Church, traditionally said at the sixth hour of the day Sexual Revolution, n.

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One who assists on the ship ferrying a soul to Hades Spiritual Director, n. A series of letters written by John Paul II exhorting men and women to compliment each other more frequently The Naked Public Square, n.

The removal of the emperor’s new clothes Tinder, n.

If your date shows up wearing contact lenses that make his/her eyes look demonic (and it's not Halloween) take it as a sign that their tastes may run a little dark. If the guy or gal you're crushing on has a sinister tattoo, take a moment to think, this person has permanently branded themselves with an evil symbol.

Exercise to enhance personal core strength Accountability Partner, n. Oxymoron used to describe what women should do by those who have no idea what to do with them Annulment, n. Judith and Holofernes, Salome and John the Baptist Boyfriend, n.

A way for Kennedy men to dispose of Kennedy women Barrier methods, n. What she thinks he is and he thinks he isn’t Breakup, n.

Change in tone and register at puberty Broho: Slang, brother who lives on or near Houston Street Chastity speaker, n.

One who encourages others to save room for first ’course Chivalry, n.

(obs.) Rare personality disorder afflicting males, manifests concern for opening doors and paying bills Conjugal union, n.

Two people coming together, in order to exchange verbs Courtship, n.

A period of trial and error, in civil cases Crazy, adj. Stringing along a member of the opposite sex, for the love of God Douche, n. Written image used as an aid to devotion Emotional pornography, n.

Too enthusiastic, honest, or passionate for a man’s taste Date, n. To bare your soul hard-core to a soft-core audience Feminine genius, n. Person excessively or blindly optimistic about the logic of love Prayer, n.